Английский эльф-штукатур
Что такое английский язык и что он делает с английским человеком.
Darren Marsh, штукатур,

ведет беседу с женщиной, которая оставила свою собаку в машине на жаре.
Одним словом: "Русский! Учи английский".
Darren, sitting in his vehicle and gesticulating with an ice lolly, opens with: ''Scuse me, love. That s***'s not on really, is it? Leaving your dog.'
Ж:'What leaving my dog for seven minutes?'
Д: 'It's like an oven in there, would you like it if I left you in a car for seven minutes?'
Ж:What do you expect me to do?'
Д:: 'Not leave your dog in a car in the summer, love. What do you mean looking at me like I'm a piece of s*** - you're a piece of s***, love, for leaving that poor dog.'
Д: 'You're cruel to animals you are [...] I wouldn't even treat my worst enemies like that.'
Д: 'Do you have children? No? Lucky them, lucky them.'
Darren Marsh, штукатур,

ведет беседу с женщиной, которая оставила свою собаку в машине на жаре.
Одним словом: "Русский! Учи английский".
Darren, sitting in his vehicle and gesticulating with an ice lolly, opens with: ''Scuse me, love. That s***'s not on really, is it? Leaving your dog.'
Ж:'What leaving my dog for seven minutes?'
Д: 'It's like an oven in there, would you like it if I left you in a car for seven minutes?'
Ж:What do you expect me to do?'
Д:: 'Not leave your dog in a car in the summer, love. What do you mean looking at me like I'm a piece of s*** - you're a piece of s***, love, for leaving that poor dog.'
Д: 'You're cruel to animals you are [...] I wouldn't even treat my worst enemies like that.'
Д: 'Do you have children? No? Lucky them, lucky them.'