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Как вы думаете, кого так кормят:

Кильки, "Завтрак туриста" (!), порошок "мясной бульон"...
Это рацион украинского солдата.
Где сало в шоколаде "Рошен"? Советскому человеку это не положено. Воюй на кильке, турист.
Оглашаю весь список на английском: Millet flour biscuits; canned meat; canned meat with cereals; canned meat with minced salami; canned fish; jam; tea; sugar; sweets; plastic spoons' paper napkins; disinfectant wipes; meat broth powder; fruit concentrate and multivitamin pills.
Рацион российского солдата:

шоколадку ему положили.
Biscuits; Wholewheat biscuits; beef goulash; salted lard; liver pate; meat pate; beef with buckwheat semolina; meat with peas and carrots; ratatouille, fruit and berry concentrate; cheese spread; jam; compote; chocolate; tea; coffee; coffee whitener; sugar; salt; pepper; multivitamin tablets; chewing gums; sweets; water purification tablets; heater; waterproof matches; disinfectant wipes; paper napkins; plastic spoons and a plastic knife.
Ну и "обед как у мамы", рацион израильского солдата:

Тут есть даже халва. Ва!
Chicken meatballs with rice; beef meatballs with rice; beans with tomato sauceRice stuffed grape leaves; vegetarian meal with rice and chickpeas; sweetcorn; green olives; tuna in vegetable oil; chocolate dessert; peanuts; halva; candied fruit mix with pineapple, pawpaw, raisin, and blueberries; plastic bags; tin opener and water-activated disposable heaters
Как вы думаете, кого так кормят:
Кильки, "Завтрак туриста" (!), порошок "мясной бульон"...
Это рацион украинского солдата.
Где сало в шоколаде "Рошен"? Советскому человеку это не положено. Воюй на кильке, турист.
Оглашаю весь список на английском: Millet flour biscuits; canned meat; canned meat with cereals; canned meat with minced salami; canned fish; jam; tea; sugar; sweets; plastic spoons' paper napkins; disinfectant wipes; meat broth powder; fruit concentrate and multivitamin pills.
Рацион российского солдата:
шоколадку ему положили.
Biscuits; Wholewheat biscuits; beef goulash; salted lard; liver pate; meat pate; beef with buckwheat semolina; meat with peas and carrots; ratatouille, fruit and berry concentrate; cheese spread; jam; compote; chocolate; tea; coffee; coffee whitener; sugar; salt; pepper; multivitamin tablets; chewing gums; sweets; water purification tablets; heater; waterproof matches; disinfectant wipes; paper napkins; plastic spoons and a plastic knife.
Ну и "обед как у мамы", рацион израильского солдата:
Тут есть даже халва. Ва!
Chicken meatballs with rice; beef meatballs with rice; beans with tomato sauceRice stuffed grape leaves; vegetarian meal with rice and chickpeas; sweetcorn; green olives; tuna in vegetable oil; chocolate dessert; peanuts; halva; candied fruit mix with pineapple, pawpaw, raisin, and blueberries; plastic bags; tin opener and water-activated disposable heaters